Mustache Ride 1981, by Amber Alert

Mustache Ride 1981

by Amber Alert

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Limited Edition motherfuckers!!! Comes with a switchblade mustache comb and Some holofoil sticker shit on the cover! 4 tracks that are better than any other band’s full length. Sleazy! Noisy! Abrasive! Real ALPHA FUCKING TIGER SHIT!

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1.	Amber Alert! (I'm Gonna Steal Your Baby) 02:24	lyrics
Amber Alert! Amber Alert! I’m gonna steal you’re baby! It’s an all points bulletin to each and every dude in the house! It it doesn’t matter if she's ugly or if your girl's a knock out! Because my futon mattress sees alot of human trafficking. Looks like yer baby disappeared and now theres DNA on everything. Amber Alert! Amber Alert! I’m gonna steal you’re baby! I've got some late breaking news on the whereabouts of your spouse! She was last seen leaving the bar with my tongue in her mouth! And you know what they say, man "Nice guys finish last"! But you can have your baby back when I finish all over her ass! (MOSH PART) Amber Alert! Amber Alert! Amber Alert! Amber Alert!
2.	Fake ID 02:37	lyrics
Hidden behind the curtain! just out of reach! Rated "R" won’t do it anymore you need NC-17! So much sex and violence! But you’re too young to see! Mom and dad are a fucking drag so come talk to me! 24 Hours of Explicit Sex, Emanuelle, Caligula, and Cafe Flesh. Marlyn Chambers and Johnny Keys! YOU NEED A FAKE ID! Your best friends folks are out of town! And all you wanna do is rage! You want to take a trip to the liquor store but you’re under age! You’re party needs brews and smokes! And maybe a little weed! You wanna be a hit with the high school chicks? Come talk to me! Atap, a Keg, couple of 5ths, Bartles & James for all the fuckin' chicks, a carton of Camels and some papers please! YOU NEED A FAKE ID!
3.	Arcade Babe Parade 04:31	lyrics
I can last all night on the coins left over from the nachos that I had for lunch! And they ask me how i did it but i’ll never share the secret of the half circle back down high punch! So you can wait all day with your quarters in you’re hand or you can wonder off and find another box! Or see the girls all gather round to watch me play another round because they all wanna suck my cock! Come see the- ARCADE! Babe parade! X4 I wake up early as fuck around 12 oclock, you’re loser ass sitting in home room! I break you’re highest school, "initials por favor?" sure thing, I know exactly what to do! I’ve only got three letters to make my mark, no hesitation enter A.S.S. It’s like an APB for all the chicks who wanna be my arcade sex slaves, YES! ARCADE! Babe paradeX4 (BADASS SOLO) (MOSH PART) Panties are drenched only coast 50 cents when you’ve mastered art of the stick! I can use yoga fire to torch a vagina, they cum when I land tiger kick! Yer mom dropped you off saw that i was the boss of hiduken and the sonic boom. Then she divorced your dad cause I’m so fucking rad, I’m your father now, go clean your room! ARCADE! Babe paradeX4
4.	Badass Jacket 02:25	lyrics
I gotta badass jacket! ( x4) Your boyfriends jacket has flannel stripes! My leather jacket holds a switch blade knife! You’re boyfriends jacket is the latest style! My leather jacket used to be a fucking cow! You see me on the streets! My badass jacket is fucking sweet! You’re boyfriends jacket doesnt even have a zipper! My badass jacket has a bunch of fucking zippers! Chorus- I gotta badass jacket! It’s broken in, girl you can’t have it! Won’t even take it off when were gettin’ it on! I’ve had this leather jacket since before you were born! (Badass scream) Your boyfriend's jacket has patches on the elbows! My leatherjacket is a patch-less manifesto! Your boyfriend likes to take his jacket off and on! I haven't seen my torso since 1981 Your boyfriend's jacket sucks! My leather jacket is cool as fuck! My badass jacket has a pocket for my lighter! I'm on the prowl cause I'm an alpha fucking tiger! (Badass tiger roar) I gotta badass jacket!

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This ep is so fucking boss that it only needs 4 songs. After this there will be 19 more 4 song up's! 4:20! Fuck yes!

credits

released April 4, 2020

All music, lyrics, guitars, synth, and programming by Dick Goddard.

Recorded at my parents house in the basemen but it's not lame or anything, they respect my privacy and shit, especially if I have chicks down there. All tracks recorded on my Commodore 64.

Mixed and mastered by Mark B. at Multiverse Studios