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Dark Lord Blood

by Amber Alert

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  • Compact Disc (CD) + Digital Album

    Limited to 33! No two are the same!

    Includes a SEALED evidence bag with Dark Lord Blood CD housed in a floppy disc, various documents and evidence from the scene of the most bizarre Satanic crime in America.

    Each hand made by Dick Goddard himself! Real D.I.Y. Alpha Tiger shit!

    Dark Lord Blood is a 4 song Satanic thrash metal audio-drama about the coming of the Anti-Christ!

    Includes unlimited streaming of Dark Lord Blood via the free Bandcamp app, plus high-quality download in MP3, FLAC and more.
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  • Compact Disc (CD) + Digital Album

    4 tracks! Badass glossy digital CD version with 8 page insert.

    Includes unlimited streaming of Dark Lord Blood via the free Bandcamp app, plus high-quality download in MP3, FLAC and more.
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  • Streaming + Download

    Includes unlimited streaming via the free Bandcamp app, plus high-quality download in MP3, FLAC and more.

    The true story of the most bizarre Satanic crime in America!


    Dick Goddard was a middle aged loser living in his mom's basement, until playing a W.A.S.P. record in reverse triggered a Satanic message implanted deep in his subconscious. Follow Dick and his teenage cohort Gary as they embark on a journey to bring about the coming of the Anti-Christ.


    A failed ritual sacrifice, a virgin-murdering computer virus, a dance party in Hell!


    This 4 song, sleaze-thrash, audio drama will be the most fun you ever had worshiping the devil!
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  • For $500 I'll drive my van to your house and play a show in your basement. I have a PA and a generator so I don't even need to go into your house if your parents are assholes or whatever. I'll just play in your driveway! I'll supply a pussy destroying one man sleaze thrash metal onslaught and provide the booze and the chicks!

    No guarantees that we're gonna be pals or anything like that cause If your party is lame or there are a bunch of posers, I'm out! I'm playing my set and then I'm fuckin rolling out!

    I only have 8 songs and I'm a one man band so don't expect some big rock show. I will most likely wear sweatpants.

    Includes unlimited streaming of Dark Lord Blood via the free Bandcamp app, plus high-quality download in MP3, FLAC and more.
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FUCK YES! Hail Satan! Judas Priest, and Iron Maiden. W.A.S.P record, play it in reverse - Commence communication. Now drop some acid, play it back. Demonic voice, so fucking rad. Says I can have eternal life and fuck the devil’s concubines. Reverse amnesia awakened by the media. A message from the great beyond says after christ the devil comes. Proctor & Gamble, 666, they’ve infiltrated politics. An image burned into my mind - Behold the Black Crucifix. All hail suburbia cause I’m in league with you. I’ll hold black mass in the shadows after school. They call me the Dark Lord Blood, the Devil’s acolyte. They demand an offering, a virgin sacrifice. When I’m alone I hear the devil speak. In metal,drugs, and masturbation, D&D, he talks to me. I’ll be so fucking boss, I’ll rail so many fucking chicks. At night I see it when I close my eyes - Behold The Black Crucifix.
2.
So many girls, it’s so hard to choose. She needs blonde hair and eyes of blue. She’s out late and she’s on the prowl. Her daddy’s helpless cause she’s 18 now. So many things that I wanna do. Under the light of the silver moon. When we’re alone and she’s on her knees, there’s just one thing I need. I need a sweet fuckin’ pentagram - Written in your blood. Her skin is pale and her flesh is hot. Tonight she’s gonna give it all she’s got. She didn’t know how sacrifice looked, till I saw a ritual in a D&D rulebook. I don’t need booze or pleasures of the flesh, because the Devil likes a virgin the best. She’s gonna meet him and it’s guaranteed, there’s just one thing I need. I need a sweet fucking pentagram - Written in your blood. I need a sweet fucking dagger.
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Error 666 04:01
ERROR 666 - I wanna summon the Devil! I’ll use my computer to bring him back! Quantum link my self to 6 pits of hell, sacrifice my motherboard to the Dark Lord! Yea! Summon the Devil! I’ll Have a seance in a compuserve chatroom. Upload his consciousness in the form of a virus til the world sees - ERROR 666 I’m gonna Summon the Anti-Christ in the form of a floppy disk and a hard drive. I’m gonna turn my processor into an altar of sacrifice - TO THE POSSESSOR! I’ll lead a mass virgin sacrifice with the power of the web cause their all online. Behold the power of The Black Crucifix! system shock - ERROR 666 Reboot the world with the power of the virus. Feel the system shock Error 666
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Yea! I killed myself, went straight to Hell and holy shit! Sacrificed the internet to Baphomet now demons suck my dick! I’m the seventh son of a seventh son of a bitch! And the TV preachers say my coming brings the end! I am the architect of blasphemy and vice. Fuck yes! I’m the Anti-Christ! - Fuck Yes! You’re the Anti-Christ? I told Richard Ramirez to kill those chicks to death. I even made some redneck kid carve “Slayer” in his flesh! I’m the reason why suburban kids invert the cross. On every talk show as the audience applauds. I am the architect of anarchy and vice. Fuck yes! I’m the Anti-Christ! - Fuck Yes! You’re the Anti-Christ? I wrote Anton Lavay! I’m the reason that Slayer slays! i’m the reason Rob Halford’s gay! I’ve got goat hooves so let’s fucking party! I wrote Dungeons and Dragons! And I made John Holmes’ dIck! and I’m the prowler in the dark that’s selling drugs to all the kids. I’m the reason Jimmy Swaggart sinned against his God. I am the creeping doubt a crack in the facade. I’m the reason why good men carouse and beat their wives. Fuck yes! I’m the Anti-Christ! - Fuck Yes! You’re the Anti-Christ?
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Amber Alert is: DICK GODDARD!

Dick Goddard is: An Alpha Fucking Tiger!

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released August 28, 2020

Recorded in Dick's basement on a Commodore 64 computer.

Mixed and mastered by John Stoecker at Razorblade Recordings.

Audio exerpts from "The Larry Show" 1986 - HMD Home media.

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