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Dark Lord Blood

from Dark Lord Blood by Amber Alert

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  • **Limited Edition** Dark Lord Blood - Evidence Bag Edition
    Compact Disc (CD) + Digital Album

    Limited to 33! No two are the same!

    Includes a SEALED evidence bag with Dark Lord Blood CD housed in a floppy disc, various documents and evidence from the scene of the most bizarre Satanic crime in America.

    Each hand made by Dick Goddard himself! Real D.I.Y. Alpha Tiger shit!

    Dark Lord Blood is a 4 song Satanic thrash metal audio-drama about the coming of the Anti-Christ!

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  • Amber Alert: Dark Lord Blood - Digipak CD
    Compact Disc (CD) + Digital Album

    4 tracks! Badass glossy digital CD version with 8 page insert.

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  • For $500 I'll drive my van to your house and play a show in your basement. I have a PA and a generator so I don't even need to go into your house if your parents are assholes or whatever. I'll just play in your driveway! I'll supply a pussy destroying one man sleaze thrash metal onslaught and provide the booze and the chicks!

    No guarantees that we're gonna be pals or anything like that cause If your party is lame or there are a bunch of posers, I'm out! I'm playing my set and then I'm fuckin rolling out!

    I only have 8 songs and I'm a one man band so don't expect some big rock show. I will most likely wear sweatpants.

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about

Dick was the neighborhood pot dealer living in his parent's basement until playing a W.A.S.P. record in reverse opened a line of communication with dark entities.. Obsessed with a bizarre command hallucination "Behold the Black Crucifix". Dick proclaims himself "Dark Lord Blood", the Devil's Acolyte and makes a deal with the voices to sacrifice a virgin in exchange for eternal life, the power of flight, and a blood orgy with Satan's concubines.

lyrics

FUCK YES! Hail Satan! Judas Priest, and Iron Maiden.

W.A.S.P record, play it in reverse - Commence communication.

Now drop some acid, play it back. Demonic voice, so fucking rad. Says I can have eternal life and fuck the devil’s concubines.

Reverse amnesia awakened by the media. A message from the great beyond says after christ the devil comes.

Proctor & Gamble, 666, they’ve infiltrated politics. An image burned into my mind - Behold the Black Crucifix.

All hail suburbia cause I’m in league with you. I’ll hold black mass in the shadows after school. They call me the Dark Lord Blood, the Devil’s acolyte. They demand an offering, a virgin sacrifice.

When I’m alone I hear the devil speak. In metal,drugs, and masturbation, D&D, he talks to me.

I’ll be so fucking boss, I’ll rail so many fucking chicks. At night I see it when I close my eyes - Behold The Black Crucifix.

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from Dark Lord Blood, released August 28, 2020

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