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Fuck Yes! I'm The Anti​-​Christ!

from Dark Lord Blood by Amber Alert

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  • **Limited Edition** Dark Lord Blood - Evidence Bag Edition
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    Includes a SEALED evidence bag with Dark Lord Blood CD housed in a floppy disc, various documents and evidence from the scene of the most bizarre Satanic crime in America.

    Each hand made by Dick Goddard himself! Real D.I.Y. Alpha Tiger shit!

    Dark Lord Blood is a 4 song Satanic thrash metal audio-drama about the coming of the Anti-Christ!

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    Compact Disc (CD) + Digital Album

    4 tracks! Badass glossy digital CD version with 8 page insert.

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  • For $500 I'll drive my van to your house and play a show in your basement. I have a PA and a generator so I don't even need to go into your house if your parents are assholes or whatever. I'll just play in your driveway! I'll supply a pussy destroying one man sleaze thrash metal onslaught and provide the booze and the chicks!

    No guarantees that we're gonna be pals or anything like that cause If your party is lame or there are a bunch of posers, I'm out! I'm playing my set and then I'm fuckin rolling out!

    I only have 8 songs and I'm a one man band so don't expect some big rock show. I will most likely wear sweatpants.

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about

After killing himself in a mass virgin sacrifice/suicide, Dick wakes up in Hell and immediately asks to speak to the Anti-Christ, only to find that he IS the Anti-Christ! A dance party and orgy ensues. Dick is later reincarnated as the CEO of Proctor & Gamble.

lyrics

Yea! I killed myself, went straight to Hell and holy shit! Sacrificed the internet to Baphomet now demons suck my dick!

I’m the seventh son of a seventh son of a bitch! And the TV preachers say my coming brings the end!

I am the architect of blasphemy and vice.
Fuck yes! I’m the Anti-Christ! - Fuck Yes! You’re the Anti-Christ?

I told Richard Ramirez to kill those chicks to death. I even made some redneck kid carve “Slayer” in his flesh!

I’m the reason why suburban kids invert the cross. On every talk show as the audience applauds.

I am the architect of anarchy and vice.
Fuck yes! I’m the Anti-Christ! - Fuck Yes! You’re the Anti-Christ?

I wrote Anton Lavay! I’m the reason that Slayer slays! i’m the reason Rob Halford’s gay! I’ve got goat hooves so let’s fucking party!

I wrote Dungeons and Dragons! And I made John Holmes’ dIck! and I’m the prowler in the dark that’s selling drugs to all the kids.

I’m the reason Jimmy Swaggart sinned against his God.
I am the creeping doubt a crack in the facade.

I’m the reason why good men
carouse and beat their wives.

Fuck yes! I’m the Anti-Christ! - Fuck Yes! You’re the Anti-Christ?

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from Dark Lord Blood, released August 28, 2020

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